i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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