these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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