Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
