did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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