the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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