They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
