Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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