She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The Olympian is in my bed
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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