let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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