She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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