Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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