I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
look no pants
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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