i just google imaged poop.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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