Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
