Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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