His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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