you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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