People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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