So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
This is classic penis vs brain.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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