if i died would you start the facebook group?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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