I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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