she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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