question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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