Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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