I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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