There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Randomize
