They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I AM VODKA MAN
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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