Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just high enough for therapy.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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