I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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