is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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