we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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