Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize