U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Duck Duck Cougar?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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