Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Randomize