your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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