Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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