so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
