There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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