i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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