seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
