So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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