Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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