Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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