so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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