I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
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