I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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