Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
