What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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