We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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