well you can't waste a boner
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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