So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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