Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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