Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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