you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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